Friday, July 04, 2014

Happy Independence Day 2014!

Hey there! It's July 4th, which here in America is Independence Day. That's the day that we fought the Revolutionary War back when soldiers wore band uniforms and wigs. It's also the title for a science fiction/action flick that came out a few years ago and is probably on TV right now. If you haven't started watching it, don't because it's awful. Really, really stupid. If you have, eh, go ahead and finish it. It's not that bad.
Anywho, I presume you're off to celebrate the holiday. Hey, me too! For that reason, you know, no new material for you today. But it is Friday and I still feel obligated to entertain you three days a week. So here's a video of a gentleman eating a sandwich.

Naw man, I don't know his name or anything about him. This was the first thing that pops up if you search "guy eating a sandwich" on YouTube. I don't even know what kind of sandwich it is. It doesn't matter. You wanna know why? Because freedom, that's why. Because in this country, on this special day, he is free to eat any kind of goddamn sandwich he pleases. Or not eat one, for that matter. The Taliban, the Westboro Baptist Church, the Tea Party, various unaffiliated nihilists, the British. Nobody can mess with that. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! (seriously, you don't want to do it)


Clare Austin said...

I knew a guy who messed with Texas once. Once.

Jeff Hickmott said...

I once messed about in Texas Roadhouse. What do I win?