Anyway, I'm not in danger or in trouble. I'm just going to be busy taking care of a personal matter and I'm not going to have time to devote to the blog on a consistent basis.
Okay, I know that still sounds kind of cryptic. But it's not for passive-aggressive, attention-seeking purposes, I promise. I just don't want to get into it right now. If for some reason you're concerned, rest assured that I am not:
- Going to jail
- Having surgery
- Running a meth dealing operation in Albuquerque, New Mexico
- On location shooting a delightful romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston
- Seeking asylum because of my involvement with WikiLeaks
- Attending comic-con in San Diego
- Tracking down some dude and killing him because he needs killin'
- Joining a cult
- Starting a cult
- Disbanding a cult I formed secretly back in the '80s
- Getting married
- Following Phish
- At Disneyworld